you see, kiddo, a ship is formed when I decide two people love each other very much
Hair looks like shit?
Homework still to do?
Room still to clean?
Bitches trying to make you mad?
Friends start giving you all of their annoying drama?
Mom reminds you that you’re accomplishing nothing and tells you to get off tumblr?
this makes me laugh tooo hard
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Ryan Nugent-hopkins discovered my tumblr when he googled himself and saw the post where i made a pun using his name..
like ryan chicken nuggets??
Marc Staal discovered my tumblr when we both went drinking and he stole my phone and saw that I mashed his and another player’s name together and declared it my OTP.
Well it’ll probably happen eventually~
Toews , we went out drinking and he stole my phone, swore joey the junior reporter was toews kid.
all of my creys, this is so accurate.
Claude Giroux discovered my tumblr when we went out drinking and he stole my phone. And he saw that post I made where I made a comment about [insert player]’s hair.
Well it’s probably his hair, which is so gingery and nice and curly and beautiful or Lundqvist’s perfect hair.
LaPierre Stole my phone when we went drinking…(soda not alcohol I’m too young) and saw a post where i lost it for seeing my have player holding a baby…. well i would be embarrassed be cause If Higgins and Lappy were to ever hold a child…. omg
Segs discovered my tumblr when he was googling himself and saw that post i made admiring the nude kesler pic omg
Eric Staal found mine through Twitter and saw when I drooled over his casino night photos…
OMFG IM CRYING JOFFREY LUPUL FOUND MINE WHILE HE WAS CREEPING RANDOM TWITTERS AND SAW A POST WHERE I CRIED ABOUT SEEING NAKED CHARA ON MY DASH IM 300% DONE
Marc Staal found mine when we both went drinking and he stole my phone and found a post where i said he was flawless :,)
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